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All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
Life is like a pack of chewing-gum Ive yet to figure out why
Alcohol releases the inner retard in all of us...
Pessimist is a word used by optimists to describe someone who sees the world for what it really is
Im looking forward to regretting this
The road to success is always under construction
Those who know do not say, those who say do not know
You must master your joystick, as a fisherman masters bait
Bad Spellers Untie!
The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else
A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge
Dont lead me to temptation... I can find it by myself
Marriage is not like war: You sleep with the enemy
Harrasing me about my smoking may be hazardous to your health!
Drugs cause amnesia, and other things I cant remember
The rich get richer and the poor get children
Conserve water, drink beer
People who think they know everything are annoying to those of us who do
Mom + Dad + beer - condom = me
Everybody makes mistakes, thats why they put erasers on pencils

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