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- If marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws
- Of all the things Ive lost, I miss my mind the most
- Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me
- Opinions are like assholes... Everyones got one, and they stink
- Smile, it makes people wonder what youre up too..
- What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?
- Women/Men who seek to be equal with men/women lack ambition
- Time is what keeps things from happening all at once
- Politicians prefer unarmed peasants
- Eat healthy, exercise more, still die
- Im not suffering from insanity, Im enjoying every minute of it
- Dont judge a man by his boxers, its whats inside that counts
- Buy land, they have quit making it!
- Im not an alcoholic. I am a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings
- There are some that are wise and others that are otherwise
- The easiest way to avoid a hangover is to just stay drunk
- Gravity always wins
- When cows laugh, does milk come out of their nose?
- Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people
- Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
- Booze may not be the answer, but it helps you to forget the question
- I love work it fascinates me I can sit and watch it for hours
- I avoid temptation unless I cant resist it
- WaNnA PLaY ArMy?? ... Ok! SiT BaCk AnD iLL BLoW ThE HeLL OuT oF YoU!
- To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all lifes problems
- When Im good Im very good but when Im bad Im better
- Im more drunk than a three-legged chicken on a wet patch of ice!
- Smile and the world smiles with you. Fart and you stand alone
- Alcohol doesnt solve any problems, but milk do?
- If it is tourist season, why cant we shoot them?
- I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot
- Trying is the first step towards failure
- Lifes a beach... Surf it up!
- Not me, not now, maybe later...
- I’ve lost my phone number, can I have yours?
- What is arrogance? Thinking you can compete with me!
- When life hands you a lemon, break out the tequila and the salt!
- Intelligence could be instinct which has it at the wrong end
- How to get an dino from the water? Wet!
- How do you call the end of a shoe-lace? Exactly!
- Im blonde, but I aint stupid
- Homework? Do I pay school money to work at home!?
- How to keep an idiot busy for about 5 seconds? Well, like this!
- How pretty I am? Pretty cool!
- Is a full harddisk lighter than an empty one?
- You can always call me (70 cents p/m)
- You are a walking fishbowl, I see right through you
- Gils are pretty, girls are smart. Boys are smarter and got a big heart!
- Boys are smart, boys are brave. Girls are smarter and behave!
- Sparkle your MSN, add me!
- Hey Im not the bitch/ahole, I am THE bitch/ahole!
- Hopelessly devoted to you!
- You are a star, fall for me!
- Some people are so afraid to die that they never begin to live
- If I aint g0t j0ee babY!
- Badgirl/Badboy with good intentions
- If I didnt have you, you didnt have me
- If Italians taste as good as their icecream, i want two!
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