funny msn nicknames

  • Im cool, Im hot....Im everything youre not
  • For all you who talk about me, thanks for making ME the center of YOUR world!
  • Can I get your picture? I collect nature disasters
  • I aint guilty, im just not innocent! ;-)
  • ScReW TwiZzLeRS!! iLL MaKe YoUr MoUtH HaPPy!
  • I am on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
  • Take a break like it is a sort of screen saver!
  • If at first you dont succeed skydiving isnt for you
  • You may laugh because Im different but I laugh because youre all the same
  • English! Who needs that? Im never going to England!
  • Im fat, but your ugly. I can diet
  • 24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence? I think not…
  • Im not smiling at you, Im trying not to laugh!
  • When I’m good, I’m really good, but when I’m bad I’m better
  • One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
  • I’ve lost my phone number, can I have yours?
  • If you throw rice at weddings, will asian people throw hotdogs?
  • You know its always business doing pleasure with you
  • Girls/Boys are great, every boy/girl should own one
  • Nobody like me, so I always have 1 friend
  • Sure, theres no I in team, but there is an M and an E
  • There are three types of economists. Those who can count, and those who cant
  • It was a brave man who ate the first oyster
  • Do you got with me get lost? I know the way
  • I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it
  • Even hot girls have to fart
  • If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
  • My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted
  • If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
  • I refuse to join any club that would have me for a member
  • First law of science: dont spit into the wind
  • This is where Napolean beat his bone-a-part
  • Im not a follower... Im a leader with the same idea
  • Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids
  • That money talks I dont deny... I just heard mine yell: Goodbye!!
  • I hope life isnt a joke, because I dont get it
  • Im a mistake - legalize abortion!
  • Pizza is a lot like sex. When its good, its really good. When its bad, its still pretty good
  • Who laughs last, thinks the slowest
  • On the other hand, you have different fingers


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