funny msn nicknames
- Sure, theres no I in team, but there is an M and an E
- There are three types of economists. Those who can count, and those who cant
- It was a brave man who ate the first oyster
- Do you got with me get lost? I know the way
- I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it
- Even hot girls have to fart
- If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
- My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted
- If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
- I refuse to join any club that would have me for a member
- First law of science: dont spit into the wind
- This is where Napolean beat his bone-a-part
- Im not a follower... Im a leader with the same idea
- Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids
- That money talks I dont deny... I just heard mine yell: Goodbye!!
- I hope life isnt a joke, because I dont get it
- Im a mistake - legalize abortion!
- Pizza is a lot like sex. When its good, its really good. When its bad, its still pretty good
- Who laughs last, thinks the slowest
- On the other hand, you have different fingers
- Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss
- Dont be open-minded, your brains might fall out
- Why doesnt the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?
- Anarchists of the world, unite!
- A miserable person is one who truly enjoys a fart but cant
- An unfortunate person is one tries to fart but shits instead
- My life is like a porno-movie, without the sex
- I drink to make other people interesting
- God bless Atheism
- Lower the age of puberty!
- Booze is the answer. I dont remember the question
- Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?
- Superman is a travestite
- Drinking is the answer, I dont remember the question
- All racists who are prepared to die for their country, why not now?
- You dont buy the drink here, you only rent it
- Why dont sheep shrink when it rains?
- I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants
- I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven
- You and the bank own a very lovely home
- I wear the pants in this house. My wife just tells me which pair to wear
- If you cant beat them, arrange to have them beaten
- Fat Girls are like Mopeds: fun to ride, but you dont want your friends to catch you
- If one synchronized swimmer drowns, does that mean they all have to?
- Fat people are harder to kidnap
- If guys had their period, theyd probably brag about the size of our tampons
- Virginity is like a bubble... One tiny prick and its gone
- I dont know if Im a player. Ask one of my girlfriends
- Im not a dumb blonde! Im knot! Im knot! Im knot!
- Why is it that the most unattractive people in this world insist on being nudists?
- Whos cruel idea was it for the word lisp to have a s isnt it?
- A man that has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings
- Haggis is a self cleaning meal. Leave it for a while and it will get up and walk away
- Whoever said nothings impossible never tried to slam a revolving door
- I love deadlines, especially the whooshing sound they make as they go by
- I dont hate you, I just need someone to take my anger out on
- Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised
- Men are like roses, you got to watch out for all the pricks
- An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire hius work
- If my car was a horse, I would have to shoot it!
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